The Price of Eggs Is Not a Coincidence: An Annotated Prophecy Regarding Food, the Frequency, and What the Chickens Know
“And the humble egg shall become a luxury, and men shall speak of it in hushed tones at the grocery store.” — Book of Hale, Chapter 5, Verse 9
I wrote the above verse in January of 2022. I want that on record. I have a timestamp. The document is notarized by a man named Gerald who does not ask questions, which is the only kind of notary I trust.
They will tell you the egg prices are the result of avian influenza. This is partially true in the same way that a fire is partially the result of oxygen — technically accurate, aggressively incomplete. The question is not what caused the surface event. The question is what caused the cause.
What the Chickens Know
I have spent considerable time studying animal behavior as a leading indicator of prophetic events. The chickens have been exhibiting what I can only describe as awareness since at least last spring. I am not saying the chickens are causing the problem. I am saying the chickens know about the problem, which is more than most people do, and the chickens are not for sale at a reasonable price anymore, which means the information they carry is being suppressed through market forces. This is not a theory. This is a supply chain.
The Practical Upshot
The egg is not just a food. It is a barometer. When the barometer reads twelve dollars a dozen, the weather coming is not good. Watch the shelves. Watch the chickens. And watch the expiration dates very carefully this season. — Reverend Cyrus Hale, Undisclosed Location, elevated