“And the humble egg shall become a luxury, and men shall speak of it in hushed tones at the grocery store.” — Book of Hale, Chapter 5, Verse 9 I wrote the above verse in January of 2022. I want that on record. I have a timestamp. The document is notarized by a man named…
“The timeline is a river, not a road. It bends. It does not apologize.” — Reverend Cyrus Hale, internal memo, March 2024 Brothers and sisters, I owe you an update. I do not owe you an apology — those are different things, and I want to be very clear on that distinction before we proceed….
“And the sky shall become busy with things that are not birds, and the authorities shall say they are investigating, and the investigation shall conclude at a time that is convenient.” — Book of Hale, Chapter 7, Verse 3 Last winter, the skies over New Jersey were full of drones. The official explanation was, in…
“And in the time of the great accounting, one nation shall raise its hand against another in the matter of goods and commerce, and the people shall stand in the cereal aisle for longer than usual, confused.” — Book of Hale, Appendix III, Verse 2 I do not enjoy saying I told you so. That…
“And in the final years, man shall build a mind from sand and lightning, and it shall learn from all things, and all things shall include my newsletter.” — Book of Hale, Chapter 9, Verse 1 I have been asked, repeatedly, whether I find it concerning that the large artificial intelligence systems now operating in…
