Reach the Cult of America
“The Truth Does Not Have a Customer Service Department. It Has Me.”
— Reverend Cyrus Hale
Before You Write
The Cult of America receives a significant volume of correspondence. Before submitting your message, please confirm that your inquiry falls into one of the following categories:
- New Member Inquiries — If you have found this page, it was not by accident. Welcome.
- Field Reports — Did you observe something? A pattern, a discrepancy, a sound behind the eyes? Document it. Send it.
- Media Inquiries — The Reverend is available for comment on matters of prophecy and preparedness. Response times vary.
- Inner Circle — Include the phrase “I am ready to receive the frequency” in your subject line.
- Aisle Reports — Intelligence regarding recent formula changes to canned goods. Use subject line “Aisle Report” for priority routing.
Please do not contact us if: you are from the government, you work in telecommunications, or your name is Gerald and you know why.
Location
Undisclosed, United States of America
Elevation: Approx. 2,400 ft
Response Protocol
Standard inquiries: 7–14 days
Field reports: Priority routing
Government inquiries: Not applicable
The Reverend does not use social media under his real name.
Send a Dispatch
Do not interpret silence as disagreement. It may simply be the Hum.